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Zitat von lalalol

Also manchmal kann ich echt als nur außenstehender (nicht threadersteller) den hilfreichsten post markieren

lalalol'ed

so ist es

naja jedenfalls braucht der typ, der das geschrieben hat hilfe. der kommentiert immer so unter den nachrichten

rofl genialen troll gefunden auf ner fußball seite in den kommentaren.. ein arsenal fan..

Zitat

ARSENAL v BAYERN FULL PROMO - SECOND LEG

AND NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION...............

Darkness all around. Only a clock is heard. Nothing more.

Tick...............................................Tock......................................................................................
Tick......................................................................Tock.......................................................................
Tick...............................................Tock......................................................................................

(Suddenly a little girl appears. She is standing in desolate cornfield surrounded by nothing but darkness. Her eyes redden as she delivers a cryptic message to Bayern in a creepy voice)

Creepy Little Girl: Ooooooooooooooh Baaaaaaaaaaayernnnnnnnnnnn. Oooooooooooooooooooooh Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeernnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The end is near. The end is near. The end is near.

March 13, 2013. The day that Bayen fell.

(Then the little girl breaks out into an eery crackling laugh that would pierce your ears. Pierce your soul. Chill your bones. Bayern know it is the end now.............)

TIck.............................Tock...................Tick...........................Tock.
Tick............................Tock..........................Tick....................................Tock.
TIck.............................Tock...................Tick...........................Tock.
Tick............................Tock..........................Tick....................................Tock.

(Suddenly a fire consumes the little girl. She screams in agony......then her screams begin to sound like a man. Then, the fire is out and all goes dark. A bright beam of light is shined on the former little girl to reveal a man...........his name.................Toni Kroos)

Kroos: Why oh why did I score that goal???? Why oh why did I give our team hope that we would advance past the most powerful side of our times??? Why oh why have I condemned my team to being victims of the most epic comeback of all time on March 13, 2013. Why?? OH GAWD WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????

(Kroos sobs uncontrollably. And then he stops. Eerie music begins to play in the background. Kroos looks around turning in circles frightened and scared. His heart is now racing so fast it feels like popping out his chest. Then he sees him.)

Kroos: Whaaaaa....noooooo...............noooooooooo.............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....it........can't.......be.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

(Standing before him is Theo Walcott. He has a cheeky grin on his face as he calmly stares at Kroos. Suddenly they are teleported to a dungeon. In this dungeon the rest of the Bayern players are already shackled up awaiting for their judgement.)

Theo Walcott: You know the drill Kroos.

Kroos: But...wait......PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Before Kroos knows it he has been thrown in the dungeon along with the rest of the Bayern players.

They will not be let out until the day of judgement. March 13, 2013. Bayern know their doomsday is soon nearing now. I, Ricky Cash know it. We all know it.

Interviews:
Reporter: Schweinsteiger why did you get yourself sent off in the last match?
Schweinsteiger: Why else? I dont want to be on the pitch when Arsenal makes the most glorious, awe inspiring, future movie script comeback that they will inevitably make. They are an awesome power who we can not contain.

Reporter: Mr. Henynckes!!! Mr. Heynckes!!! How will you stop that boy Wilshere?
Jupp Heynckes: Well, I'll tell you right now there is no stopping that boy. He is the greatest midfielder to step on the pitch in our generation. Watching him sends chills up my spine. He makes me think..Zidane who? Zidane must be jealous watching this boy play and wonder why he wasn't given even half the talent that Wilshere posseses.

Reporter: Alaba!! Alaba!!! Two questions!! Why do you look like that rapper Tyler, The Creator and how can you stop Walcott best player of the world on March 13, 2013? The day of your judgement. The day of your doom.
Alaba: (Chuckling) Well, I am laughing because I do look like that rapper guy, but also because it is funny you ask how to stop Walcott. He is too powerful for me. THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM.

(Interviews are concluded, and the Bayern players are led back to their cells in the dungeon. They are not allowed to leave until they step foot on the pitch on March 13, 2013. The day of their judgement. The day of their doom.)

March 13, 2013. The day that Bayern fell.

with a roar I cry out................................................

WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

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Das Feature ist doch eh total verbuggt.. bei mir das selbe

Zitat von Shinobi010

Ich glaub ich schau Game of Thrones nochmal durch bis Staffel 3 kommt^^

haha jaa wollt ich auch machen hab zz ferien also machbar kahba

Viele Filme von Tarantino.
Darunter Pulp Fiction und Inglorious Basterds

Oldboy

gibts ne Menge großartiger Filme..

extended version

kanns kaum erwarten.. wird so epic

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SKIP THE INTRO TO GoT

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1716/champions-league/2013/03/05/3801727/mourinho-the-best-team-lost?source=breakingnews&ICID=HP_BN_1

Mourinho: "The best team lost"

Real hat so viel richtig gemacht mit Diego Lopez.. Casillas wird es sehr sehr schwer haben

das sowieso bro

ich find ne rote musste es nicht unbedingt sein aber ist halt so nun

tja soll nani halt nicht so in den mann gehen.. es gab schon viel viel schlimmere rote karten

AHAHAHAHAAHA YAAAA

big like

3-0 bvb

ronaldo ist so ein idiot, muss aus jeder verfickten lage schießen

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeein

naja hoffen wir mal, dass die 2. hz attraktiver wird

gleich gehts weiter mit

Man UTD - Real

BVB - Shakhtar Donezk

kann das Real spiel kaum erwarten, hoffentlich eine klare Richtung am Anfang des Spieles schon..